So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
