College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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