For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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