Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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