In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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