Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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