what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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