I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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