so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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