don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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