I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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