i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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