Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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