ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
