I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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