im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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