all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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