i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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