so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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