I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just google imaged poop.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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