maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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