I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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