I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
