No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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