Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It was confusing and full of hummus
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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