my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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