where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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