Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Even my vagina gasped.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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