I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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