I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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