She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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