Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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