Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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