so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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