I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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