Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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