She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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