Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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