this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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