I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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