i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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