The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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