My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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