i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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