i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My penis needs a shock collar
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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