areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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