I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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