he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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