Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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