i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Never underestimate the power of titties
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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