Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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