found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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