Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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