he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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