I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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