i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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